susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

(via sucklarryscarrot)



deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

image

Oh my fucking god

(via this--too--shall--pass)


harrydafake:

moooooveeeedddd:

"If this room was burning, I wouldn’t even notice"

fuK

harrydafake:

moooooveeeedddd:

"If this room was burning, I wouldn’t even notice"

fuK

(via jeremywash)


ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

(via this--too--shall--pass)



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ayeitsjanae:

And the award for best reaction to getting a VMA goes to…